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Future Vibes or Nah?

Posted by SAGEGREEN86s - 1 month ago


Hey everyone!

SAGEGREEN just put out a new song called Already. It’s a super cool trap beat that sounds like it’s from the future, like, way cooler than your grandma’s dancing!


This song is perfect for when you’re trying to ignore grown-up stuff like confusing tweets from Elon Musk or when your video game glitches a lot. It might even make you want to wear sunglasses inside or start a funny dance called “Vaxxed and Relaxed.”


Warning: Listening too much might make you think your smart fridge is trying to steal your snacks or that your neighbor’s cat is a secret spy. But don’t worry, it’s all fun!


If you play Already backwards (just kidding), maybe your Wi-Fi will get better — or maybe your toaster will start dancing. Either way, turn it up loud and annoy anyone still complaining about 5G!


So grab your hoverboard (even if it’s not allowed yet), and join the party that’s already happening!



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