Breaking news: I have officially joined the upper class of Newgrounds society.
Yes, someone (possibly a mysterious benefactor, or just my mom trying to keep me off the streets) has gifted me a Supporter Upgrade. That’s right. Digital prestige, pixel clout, and the illusion of creative power.
To whoever did this… thank you. You’ve invested in the future of semi-functional trap beats and deeply unserious content. You are the true MVP of this simulation.
With this newfound power, I plan to:
1. Pretend I always had it.
2. Hijack the Supporter Spotlight like it’s my personal concert stage — blasting my beats loud enough to make the pixels dance, while throwing in some shameless self-promotion for maximum hype.
3. On a mission to uncover if Newgrounds hides a secret society now that I’m officially “in the club” — sneaking behind the scenes to discover the pixelated handshake and unlock the mysteries of the underground Beat Brotherhood.
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Is this what it feels like to be Tom Fulp when he buys another company out of boredom?
Is this my Met Gala moment, but with more pixel art and fewer uncomfortable shoes?
Either way, I’m squeezing every drop of awesome out of this upgrade like it’s the last sip of a legendary energy drink.
Anyway, thank you, mysterious hero. May your Wi-Fi always be fast and your memes forever cursed.
SAGEGREEN
Reganati
I can't believe it... It's not December but it seems to be the season of giving XD
Someone, (or somebodies) has been gifted like every person on NG supporter, you're like the 15th person I've seen in the past 3 weeks
Or, like you said, I could just be your mom trying to keep you off the streets...
SAGEGREEN86s
I know, right?? It’s like Santa got bored in the off-season and decided to speedrun generosity.
I’m half expecting to wake up tomorrow with a golden ticket to the NG Chocolate Factory, hosted by Tom Fulp in a pixelated top hat.
Honestly, at this point I’m convinced there’s a secret “Supporter Fairy” just fluttering around Newgrounds, sprinkling upgrades like confetti.
Or maybe it is my mom. She recently learned how to use PayPal and said things like “supporting the arts is important” while microwaving fish sticks.
Either way, I'm rolling with it. Got my digital crown on, my beats queued up, and my ego slightly inflated.
See you in the VIP pixel lounge, I'll be the one pretending not to look lost.