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Cry Me a Ramen

Posted by SAGEGREEN86s - 1 month ago


Lately, I’ve been noticing a disturbing pattern in my life:

Every time I say “I’m totally over them,” I immediately do something suspicious, like stare at their old texts, check their Newgrounds activity, or convince myself that the message “Seen 2:03AM” actually means something.


The weather’s been unstable too, both outside and emotionally.

Tokyo’s giving me 35°C heat and existential dread at the same time.


Meanwhile, everyone online is either fighting about sunscreen ingredients or reposting memes about being “chronically unwell (but hot).”

Yeah, same.


I went to the conbini the other night to clear my head and ended up buying instant noodles, two melon pan, and a toothbrush I didn’t need.

The cashier gave me a coupon and also, possibly, a knowing look.

It said: you’re not okay, are you?


But that’s the thing about heartbreak, it doesn’t follow logic, it just loops.

So I looped it. Put it in a beat. Drowned it in reverb. Sat with it.

And from that soup of leftover feelings and humid regret, a track was born.


I’m out here making sad R&B beats because someone I liked once liked my social media post and then never liked me.

Relatable?


It’s called "Bring."

And if you’ve ever looked out the window on a hot night, thinking the moon might understand you better than your ex ever did, this one’s for you.



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Never hurts to buy an extra toothbrush. Had me plenty of times where I tossed mine out, going like, lets grab me a nice and fresh brush for the ol' faithfull chompers. And then shit... Forgot to stock up on the basics again...

And oh boy, that reminds me of the cashier's look on her face, when I made my kinda 'I'm not okay purchase'.
Summer, two or three years ago. Same kinda hot summer day, around 35° (celcius), and I was strangely craving a big fat chunky mug of hot chocolate-milk (with a lil bit of whipcream, dun care for the marshmallows). Complete with a weird shopping rage/frustration, of being unable to find myself, that good, big fat mug, with a solid handle, to wrap your hands around.
Anyhoo, I'm at the supermarket. Everybody getting icecream and cold drinks, to keep cool on that hot summer day. And here comes this weirdo (me) putting up about four 1-liter packs of the choccy milkz + a can of whipped cream, onto the little conveyor belt.
That ice cold death-stare she gave me, unmistakenly told me she wanted to do something just like this to me...:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8&pp=ygUUT2ZmaWNlIHNwYWNlIHByaW50ZXI%3D

Yeah, turned out I had a massive fever that day, making me feel like I was hella cold, giving me them strange cravings for hot chocolate. Hella weird and frustrating day then, but pretty hilarious lookin back.

And had to look up what a melon pan was. Looks like a (tasty) bun with washboard abs.

Yeah, having a backup toothbrush always sounds like a boring adult move until the exact moment you need one. Then suddenly you feel like a genius, unless, of course, you forgot to actually buy one. Been there more times than I’d like to admit.

And that hot chocolate story just keeps getting better. The image of you defying summer norms with your fever-fueled choccy mission, facing down a cashier giving you that ice-cold “Office Space printer scene” glare, it’s cinematic. Total chaos energy. Glad it turned into a memory you can laugh about.

Also, “melon pan with washboard abs” is now officially how I describe it forever.