Someone on Newgrounds has decided to cover my paid supporter fee… again.

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From the perspective of a mysterious benefactor:

Here I am, mysteriously funding this Newgrounds creator’s paid supporter fee… again. Third time, in fact. I tell myself it’s because I secretly enjoy his digital existence. But then I catch myself thinking: what if someday I get tired of SAGEGREEN? Hating someone you once liked… oh man, that’s a hundred times worse than disliking him from the start. The irony of being the invisible benefactor who could flip from “fan” to “enemy”? Deliciously terrifying.